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Thadiyandamol

This was a trek that I would probably never forget.. Just the second trek of my life.. and the first after being employed – can you imagine? The first trek after 7 frikkin years of earning!!!

My first trek was the famous “Green Route” between Kukke Subramanya Rly Station and Yedakumeri in Karnataka, during the break of the millennium in Y2K, which taught me a lot of lessons and helped me get a different view of life.. this second trek just strengthened my resolve to become a social animal and not remain reclusive.

The similarities between both the treks were:

  1. Lack of prior experience
  2. Lack of preparation
  3. Haphazard planning for the self
  4. Fear – of life, of death of every other damn thing in life
  5. Painful bus journeys
  6. Peaceful return journeys
  7. Loads of Fun to and fro
  8. Atleast one mishap!

Though we started planning for the trek more than 15 days prior to the May Day weekend when we actually had the trek, we were tense till the last moment.. people confirming participation, ditching, again confirming etc etc.. nothing worked out. (Note: All the events are still etched in my memory as if this trek happened just yesterday, though it happened more than a month back… That shows how enriching this experience was!!!)

We decided on the logistics, the tents, the sleeping bags. Me and Srihari went and rented TWO tents and one sleeping bag. We then decided to go by bus to Mysore and take RKPs car to Kakkabbe, the base camp of Thadiyandamol.

Me, Nidhi and Hari, the three of us started from my place in Basaveshwaranagar, Bangalore and took an auto to reach Majestic. Though it was b4 6 AM, there was a favorable sign that the auto guy did not ask for extra fare! There, we met Vinay after a considerable wait and decided on taking any available bus to Mysore. I feel that was a wrong decision.

We thought of a Rajahamsa or an Airavat bus to have a “comfortable” journey to Mysore, but at the ‘n’th moment, took a normal Karnataka Sarige “red bus” that was on its way via Mysore and Madikeri to Mangalore. This bus,

Speed...

Speed...

unfortunately, had a lot of frikkin stops.. stopping at almost all the places and getting folks in and out of the bus. It was more than 15 years for me to have seen someone travel standing in a bus, other than BMTC and this was a (not so) nice experience.

It, ultimately, was a good choice for us to take RKPs car from Mysore coz the road condition from Mysore to Virajpet and further there on was awesome and also, this ensured that we reach the final destination of the Nalknad Palace to park our car without much difficulty. The car also helped us to reach our destination and come back without getting more strained by waiting for a private cab / bus and trek some 4 or 6 kms additional.

During our (not so) eventful journey to Mysore, we had a lot of laughs talking abt “Encounters of wild animals”, “Encounters of humans” and another great discussion that these folks had during their previous trip about the population explosion that was happening due to these “encounters” and some very interesting statistics, courtesy Mr. Madhukar, whom, I unfortunately, have not yet had the pleasure of meeting.

The bus journey also made me realize that this is a very very cool gang of folks with whom I can boldly hangout without having any reservations of any sort. So, I am now opening up to the world!!!

Talking about “Encounters” here… I recently underwent a training session on a new Hospital Information Systems product and I was told that in the US, a session between a doctor and a patient is known as an “encounter” while the same is an “episode” in India!

Also, the reason why I have been mentioning “Encounter” in quotes is, that the meaning, as discussed, during this trek is one of having a Sexual Intercourse a.k.a Mating. (Now even you know!!!)

In the journey from Bangalore to Mysore, we also read a story about how AIDS is spreading in Mercara which caused me to think more about “encounters” happening freely there and though it was a season of swine flu and we were visiting a place famous for its pandi curry, the report was of AIDS and not swine flu!

Speaking to Mr. Chengappa of Honey Valley

Speaking to Mr. Chengappa of Honey Valley

Also, there have been innumerable number of “humps” that the bus had to “encounter” during the journey from Bangalore to Mysore, and the 5 of us in RKPs Santro had to “encounter” during the drive from Mysore to Virajpet. Effectively, we just “humped” the “humps” :P

Continuing on the journey, The 4 of us from Bangalore landed in Mysore and after some confusions, we decided to take two autorickshaws to RKPs house, meet up wid him and start in his car towards Mahesh Prasad, the hotel, to have our breakfasts. After breakfast and some snacks and packets of lassi and “masala majjige” we finally left towards Virajpet by 1115 AM, a delay of 45 mins from our planned time of departure.

We reached Virajpet by 2PM, fed our hungry stomachs and called Mr. Chengappa of Honey Valley resorts to confirm the route.

By the time we reached Nalknad palace, it was 3 30 PM and we started the trek by 4PM. The first half of the trek, till we reach the forest guards house / check post / horticultural gardens, was too tiring… Though the distance was traversed majorly by asphalted road, the curves and the incline made it difficult for us to walk. We had two tents to carry and I had goofed up by carrying all my luggage for the next one week. WTF was I thinking when I packed? I dunno.. but am now a learned guy.. and experience teaches you stuff the hard way!

I was dressed in a t-shirt and a jeans.. imagine.. a jeans pant to trek! WTF? Half way through, I had to change on the roadside. Thankfully, none of these guys or the other trekkers were Voyeurs to take a snap of me in my underpants! :P

Base camp, Nalknad Palace

Base camp, Nalknad Palace

Starting from there, I had a lot of inspirational thoughts in my mind and some extra inspiration (read beautiful gals!!) We were adviced by the forest guard not to camp near the “bande” (rock) which is considered the half way point between the peak and the basecamp of Nalknad Palace. We were audacious enough to put our camp there.. which is a completely different story.. and the reason we did so was something different too..

While on the trek, Mr. Murphy showed us his blessings and the Rain Gods poured their showers on us. Into the bag went the DSLR cameras of Nidhi and RKP, the Digital camera of Vinay and out came my cellphone camera FTW!!!! That is when I realized that having a cellphone camera is advantageous too at times! :P

Instantaneously, the solution that came into our mind was to undo the tent that we were carrying. We did that, held it as if we are carrying a dead body, and then put the same on top of all our 5 heads, various hieghts not coming of account and continued on the trek. We then had a wonderful idea of making a roadside shelter and for that sake, we all walked into the shade of some trees, lifted a tree from the bushes and put it on a fence to make way for pitching the tent.

Sunrise or Sunset, am not sure.. but this is Nature at its best!!!

Sunrise or Sunset, am not sure.. but this is Nature at its best!!!

Little had we realized that the leeches would be hyperactive due to the rain or that leeches would have already made their cozy lil homes in the tree that we lifted. We were showered with leeches, RKP being the least affected, Next was Vinay, Next were me and Nidhi, but Hari took the brunt of the leech shower. The leeches were benevolent on the brothers and gave them not less than 10 – 12 of the leech family members as a boon and the brothers too acted generously and donated their blood for the “noble cause” of feeding the leeches.

Post the leech rain, the natural rain too had stopped and we started again, Vinay having smeared limestone all over his shoes, Nidhi and Hari having almost used the limestone as a sunscreen lotion. Hari, coz of him binging on sweets, took the brunt of the attack and lost half of his banian. It looked as if someone had “back stabbed” him and the blood stained banian, I guess, might have been discarded by now, though the brothers were all for making it as a testimonial to the trip!

It was 645 PM when we reached the “bande” – half way through the trek and it was getting too dark for us to venture ahead. Though we were warned about elephants having been sighted there just a couple of days back, Vinay was desperate to have an “encounter” with the elephants and we decided to camp there.

Looked as if the sun was holding these clouds.. as soon as he went down, the clouds all started running away!!!

Looked as if the sun was holding these clouds.. as soon as he went down, the clouds all started running away!!!

We ran helter skelter to collect some grass to add as timber for the fire. Experience now has taught us to carry some timber and some kerosene oil or such inflammatory articles to have a campfire, and also carry some camphor to help us in our endeavors, but then, we had just a lot of tissue papers, some dry grass (which was also rendered wet due to the rain), one small bottle of coconut oil, two wet logs left for us by some previous campers and a place-marker, if that is what you call a couple of logs stuck to the ground to indicate that this place is ideal for camping!

We had a tough time to put up the tent for the camp after checking the same twice and multiple times and to get rid of any existing leeches. Post that, three of us snuck in by 9 ish after a plan and a joint venture with another group who camped with us. We made an agreement that the 9 of us (5 of us and 4 of them) would spend 2 hours per couple in the night as a lookout.

View from the campsite of the other range of hills.. this made the trip worthwhile

View from the campsite of the other range of hills.. this made the trip worthwhile

Hari, me and Vinay took the first break (meaning we snuck in the tent) leaving Nidhi and RKP to man the fire. Having left both singers outside, I enjoyed their lovely tunes of classical hymns and b4 long, I had navigated to some other world. I was awakened by Nidhi who wanted to take his share of most wanted rest. Vinay and Me did not want to disturb Hari, our Leech hero and we took the next two hours (was it two hours??) watch.

This is how Thadiyandamol trekkers get to experience mornings

This is how Thadiyandamol trekkers get to experience mornings

Fortunately, (or Unfortunately) for me, I turned out to be a chicken and mistook a shrub with brown leaves to be a wild dog.. that was the beginning of a new “encounter” with a wild dog.. which am sure Vinay would be ROTLFing even to this day. Vinay wanted some “elephant encounters” to happen and b4 we could even think further, the campfire, which had been maintained by RKP and Nidhi with great caution, went out.

Me and Vinay were in a very strange (romantic) situation.. full moon light, nothing for company for miles and fireflies doing their mating dance around us providing luminescence through the night. The moon went out too.. the stars were asking us to stay back and gaze at them.. The both of us being straight, we could not do anything much than curse our fate as to why we were not accompanied by our GFs.

Eventually, the chicken in me took over and after having a small discussion with Vinay as to whether we wake up the other guys and we take rest, we decided to enter the tent and slept for glory.

The peak.. (actually, the one next to the peak!)

The peak.. (actually, the one next to the peak!)

The other group was extremely professional and they kept up to their words, they stayed back up till 6 AM from 2 AM, thereby ensuring that only me and Vinay were the culprits. To this day, RKP is angry on me for having acted irresponsibly, throwing caution to the winds, ditching the entire group of 9 and having put us all in grave danger.. but I hope he understands that lack of experience would cause this to happen. I, however, am now sure that the next time I go on a trek, there is nothing (hopefully nothing) that I would get scared of.

On day break the next day, we started looking out for water and found a wonderful waterspot not even 150 mts from the place where we had camped. That reminds me, we had been to the spot the previous evening, but then saw a snake (actually, a vine creeper having a creepy look like a snake) and rushed back to the campsite. We went to the waterspot, got a few more leeches on our shoes / legs, but thankfully, the sun was out and the leeches are not effective under the sun.

We started on the trak, the harsh part of it. We were warned earlier by Mr. Chengappa that the other half, after the rock, would be the worst part of the trek. After we traversed quite a distance, we refuelled ourselves with some glucose packets and proceeded further. We were accosted by one of the forest dept guys and his two kids along with some visitors and one dog. The dog was hyperactive and before we could go further, it had almost completed two treks to the top of the peak and back!

Final ascent to the peak

Final ascent to the peak

The forest dept. guy, (I never thought of asking his name :( ) adviced us to leave our “equipment” (camping tents, bags etc etc) behind and walk freely. Being the doubtful characters we are, we decided to leave only one of the tents behind, the heaver one, and we carried on further, stopping every 250 mts or so to check if the tent is visible for anyone else.

At the top.. Check the "evergreen" forestes of the Western Ghats!

At the top.. Check the "evergreen" forests of the Western Ghats!

Just before the penultimate climb for the peak, we had to traverse through dense vegetation for abt 20 mins and then go to the peak. That, by far, was the best part of the entire trek. You could sense the awesome beauty of the natural western ghats, the denseness of the vegetation which allowed very less sunlight to reach the ground and the greenery around.

I got completely exhausted and just abt 200 mts to go for the peak, I decided to give up. RKP stood by me and asked me to take some rest, he too stayed back and after a good rest of 30 mins, I was all set to conquer the peak.

We dumped our bags there and saw that the place could be seen from the peak, but not from some place nearby and having satisfied ourselves that the bags are going to be safe, me and RKP started to the peak. On the top of it, we met the other 3 guys, had a couple of group photos and they started the descent.

That's RKP, Me, Nidhi, Hari and Vinay from Left to Right.

That's RKP, Me, Nidhi, Hari and Vinay from Left to Right.

They went to the place where we had left the bags and waited for us to reach the place. All the 5 of us, then collected some sticks to help us on our descent and walked back. The threesome (Nidhi, Hari and Vinay) reached the place of the tent, collected it and then reached our base camp (the campsite where we had pitched our tent the previous night). They would have to wait there for almost 45 mins for me to cope up with their speeds of descent.

While descenting, we were attacked by elephant flies.. the flies which might even devour a carcass completely within 20 minutes (as per a report of NGC) and these flies were found only in the Western Ghats it seems. Gosh.. Check the size of the fly and then, tell me how it would be if these sat on ur back and bit u! As per the forest dept. guy, these attack only colored clothing and would leave white clothes. That is a tip if you want to get rid of the bites. Needless to say, with my dark Red T Shirt, I was a victim. :(

Check the size!!! This was on RKP's pant!

Check the size!!! This was on RKP's pant!

We had asked the forest dept. guy to have made some arrangements for food for us at his location. We got lovely rice, rasam, buttermilk and pickles. We had a moderate meal there, thanked them for all their suggestions and help and started towards the car. We reached the car by 230 PM, reached Virajpet by 4 PM, had some fried rice, gobi manchuris there and started towards Mysore by 5 PM to reach Mysore by 8 PM.

Though I had a jittery sensation sitting on the rock, the view made it worthwhile!!!

Though I had a jittery sensation sitting on the rock, the view made it worthwhile!!!

On the way back from Thadiyandamol, everyone was going through a mixture of emotions and the common feelings were, IMHO, Tiredness, Sleepiness and a sense of exhiliration that we conqured the peak and did not have any other extra casualties. Vinay, Nidhi and Hari were supposed to leave to Bangalore that evening itself and me and RKP decided to stay put in Mysore for a couple of more days.

In the exhiliration and excitement of the conquest, we were going in a pretty good speed in a road that could not contain Two maruti cars side by side. Having let go of all the vehicles, we ended up smashing our right mirror with the right mirror of a swift.. Santro Right Mirror with Swift Right Mirror. The two mirrors made love and cracked, ensuring that all the occupants in both the cars experienced the after effects!

Post this small mishap, we were more careful, and as RKP put it, we lost our “meter” and drove in a normal speed back home. By the time I reached home, it was 9 PM. Exhausted, dirty, smelly, sleepy, happy, excited, relieved and fit to spend all the night telling the story to my sister and mom, if they could have listened to my adventure.

Finally, after more than a month, the trip has made it to my blog… Would this trip report too be experiencing the same set of emotions for having finally made it to the blog? I have absolutely no idea! :D

Peg after peg

Yet another forwarded email that I received from a friend of mine who blogs too..

Loved this one.. so, here it goes on my blog!

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I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: Any news on Chopra’s daughter’s marriage
Wife: Nope, she doesn’t seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don’t make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: But still I think Chopra’s daughter’s age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old… Like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh…
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard’s place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj’s photo & keep
It in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Chopra a horse? If you say that again,
I will cut your tongue…!
Wife: Don’t just blabber something, go out and sit quietly…
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I: (laughing) So Chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face…
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
Chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take Risk …

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Thanks pal, for sharing this mail wid me! :)

Crisis – Cost Cutting

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam ): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Shalini?

Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school.

Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.

(By that time Shalini entered in to the house.. Sekar continues the meeting)

Sekar: I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again:

1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items
2. Family Strategy
3. Rahul’s Education
4. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad

I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).
Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking care of?

Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani. I am not comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion, now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV

Sekar: Sounds Good.

Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?

Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill and phone bill with in time.

Sekar: That’s good

Dad: But I couldn’t pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which you had taken for tax reduction purpose.

Sekar: It doesn’t look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and given clear instructions.
Can you explain to me what went wrong?

Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital and spent that amount for her medical expenses.

Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don’t have money to pay for the premium.

Sekar: Shalini..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing (With stress on ‘doing’) after coming from college?

Shalini: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul for assisting him for doing his home work.

Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this

  • Asking servant maid to leave her job
  • Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner
  • Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks
  • Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum Ozhiyum (Well known program for film songs in Podhigai TV – A DD network channel in TN)
  • Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV
  • Every Saturday visit our relative’s homes and spend the whole day including break fast, lunch and Dinner
  • Don’t invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.
  • Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for breakfast. They provide ‘Pongal’ as ‘prasadam’ which is good in taste
  • Shalini stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT (Knowledge Transfer) to Shalini about this.
  • Don’t buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for cool water.
  • Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is available. If not ask him to read under street light. He will become like Lincoln (Former US President) one day.
  • Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)
  • I know you are eager to watch latest release ‘Fashion’. Don’t plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in Zee TV

Coming to third Agenda point. Shalini, can you please update me about Rahul’s Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was leaving for Amsterdam .

Shalini: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35 % in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.

Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will discuss it on next week’s call. I have a client meeting now. So we will discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop out from the call. I wanted to talk to Shalini about few personal things and Dad, don’t forget to circulate the MOM(Minutes of Meeting) to every one.

Shalini: Hello Sekar..

Shalini: Hello…Hello…

Shalini: Hello…

<Tring…Tring….Tring…Line Got Disconnected>

Bengaluru – Fun place to live in


This post is an ode to Bengaluru – Inspired by
constantmotion. Though I might not be able to put my thoughts in a poem, I would definitely put it in paragraphs.

This post was framed in mind during the first bengaluru tweetup which was named as “chat over chaats”! We are expecting more pics of the same.. till then, a few of the pics are herehere and here. and

The idea was just to meet and have fun. This was in the pipeline from the past 3 months. What started off as a discussion between @hnprashanth (of techbangalore) and @pqrshanth (of payaniga) was interrupted by me who thought of joining in for the chaats @ the chaat street.

This blogpost is being completed after bengaluru had its second tw-eat-up.

A few pointers abt namma bengaluru are listed below.. This list is definitely not exhaustive and is purely my view of the things here:

  • You can compose a blogpost on the way to office – courtesy traffic jams in namma bengaluru!
  • People honk on the roads though there are no vehicles in front of them
  • There are alternate routes to reach the place in question, but not many people know of them and not many people take them.. at times, you can reach from silkboard all the way to Basavanagudi without going through a signal or getting stuck in a traffic jam
  • If you think you can see hot babes in bikinis or topless beaches when you hear the name FLORIDA, you will be shocked to know that you have a NURSING institute named FLORIDA in HRBR Layout, Bangalore
  • People are so dedicated to their work that they drive to office one handedly, the other hand, no not on a call, but in a sling after having had a fracture!
  • You wait at the same signal for 4 consecutive green lights and you pass the signal at the 5th green light – esp. in ring roads or near BTM Layout
  • Your vehicle starts moving after the signal turns red – in almost all the traffic junctions, unless you are leading all the traffic and are waiting in the first lane during the signal
  • In a 22 seater van, you have only 1 girl and 6 guys sitting incl. the driver — economies of scale or is it LUCKY Girl???
  • You have scumbag bosses who feel that if you work continuously for a couple of months without taking any leave, your productivity will go down!
  • There are roads on which the traffic would be at a snails pace at times, but on which you can go at 80/90KMPH at times during the day time itself e.g. JC Road
  • You can jump signals during day time and might be caught while jumping signals at night!
  • When you are doing drunken driving, cops might not stop you, but when you are in a hurry to get home and you are not drunk, you will be stopped thrice, within 1 KM.
  • A cop who asks for RC book would not recognize it if you present the original one.. he would be used to only checking the xerox copy of it. (Courtesy @pqrshanth)
  • Though Bars / Restaurants are supposed to be open till 1130PM, if you go into a Bar at 1030PM and ask him to serve you food (without drinks), he would say Kitchen closed sir!
  • Not many people know that BTM Layout is the acronym for Byrasandra, Tavarekere and Madivala Layout – called so as it borders all the three mentioned areas.
  • There are parks for walking in almost every locality and there are a lot of fitness oriented people walking their fat out in these parks.
  • You can see PDA happening in every nook and corner here and though it is so common, you can also observe people gaping as though they have never seen a guy and a gal hugging on the street!
  • Street Harassment happens, not only by guys to gals but also vice versa, esp, near colleges.
  • People stand in Queues outside pizza outlets/chinese restaurants during weekends after 900PM. Before that, the eateries would have seating space.
  • You book a restaurant in your name, esp. in Koramangala and you end up finding that when you reach the restaurant someone has already taken your place!
  • Bangalore traffic remains the same even during weekends when the so called bengaluru junta would be going out, but their population would be compensated by the junta coming from nearby villages and towns to look @ bengaluru.
  • Bangalore North and Bangalore South have the maximum number of eateries.
  • Where even cars of cops are not let to be parked at NO Parking areas :

(Pic Courtesy a friend of mine through a forwarded email)

  • Where “For Rent” Boards are fixed even before the building is completed
  • Cops ask you whether you are drunk and even if you say YES, they let you off based on the slur in your voice and the smell of ur breath
  • Traffic cops ask you for your DL and have the nerve to ask you if you have kept your DL “at Home or with you?”
  • Traffic cops suggest you not to take a matter seriously in case of an accident and just chill, to close the matter mutually
  • The traffic cops are real helpful to guide you during the day and to get you out of any soups that you might land up in.
  • Not all cops accept bribes… and a very few who do accept it, won’t definitely demand for it.
  • Where parking tickets are attached inside restaurants for the refrigerators
  • Where multiple helmets are attached to a bike for convenience sake
  • Schools have Independence Day parades and practices in September and October too at times, same goes for Republic Day – in February and March
  • Kannada Rajyotsava is celebrated not only on 1st November but for months later than that.. at different localities on different dates!
  • Ganesh Chaturthi puja is done after a week of the festival getting over – probably coz of the advantage of lesser cost of idols!
  • Cycles too have number plates here
  • It is a tech city for sure coz advertisements of ERP being sold is put on buses
  • If you try to do manual labor, people look down upon you. Even your prospective employer checks if you are in a right state of mind when you go asking for employment
  • You have an authentic punjaabi dhaba in the centre of the city at Ulsoor – the minimum waiting time during a weekday for lunch is 45 mins.
  • You have a “ANDHRA STYLE PUNJAABI DHABA” at Hebbal – I never knew something like ANDHRA STYLE PUNJAABI could even exist.

I’ll update this as and when I get more points to add.. And as mentioned earlier too, this is not an EXHAUSTIVE LIST!!!

UPDATE: 27th August 2008

  • The weather / climatic conditions here are just amazing. Hot and sunny in the morning and all day long, and it would rain only at the time people start towards home daily.. is this Murphy’s Law in place?
  • A road, that looks awesome during the day time when dry, would become invisible under 3 feet of water when wet! And scary part is you never know which pothole is open where and which manhole is open where!
  • The weather would take a drastic change all of a sudden without prior intimation which makes it a great place to have the practice as a doctor – a general physician at that!
  • Namma bengaluru has so many “covered” manholes that even with a slight falling of rain, the BWSSB would be put to action by overflowing of the sewage and the drainage!

Whatever it is, I still love this place!!!

Love or Infatuation

Infatuation is instant desire. It is one set of glands calling to another.

Love, on the other hand, is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows – one day at a time.

Infatuation is marked by a feeling of insecurity, you are excited and eager, but not genuinely happy. There are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about your beloved that you would just as soon not examine too closely. It might spoil the dream.

Love is the quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It is real, it gives you strength and grows beyond you – to bolster your beloved. You are warned by his/her presence, even when is away. Long distances do not separate you. You want him/her near, but near or far, you know he/she is yours and you can wait.

Infatuation says, “We must get married right away. I can’t risk losing him/her.”

Love says, “Be patient, Don’t Panic. He/she is yours. Plan your future with confidence.”

Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. If you are honest, you will admit it is difficult to be in one another’s company unless you are sure it will end in intimacy.

Love is the maturation of friendship. You must be friends before you can be lovers.

Infatuation lacks confidence. When he/she is away, you wonder if he/she’s cheating. At times, you even check.

Love means trust. You are calm, secure and unthreatening. He/She feels that trust and it makes him/her even more trustworthy.

Infatuation might lead you to do things you’ll regret later, Love never will.

Infatuation is almost always one sided but there can be no one sided love, love is love only when it is reciprocated

Love is an upper. It makes you look up. It makes you think up. It makes you a better person than you were before.